Not Suitable For Minors
I saw this on a game site aimed at kids.

Children should not be encouraged to pump out their glitter. No wonder there's such a problem with paedophilia in Britain these days.
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Banster Daddy or Uncle? Daddy or Uncle? Hmm. Both please!,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:08,
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*picks up blankie and emergency case of Jaffa Cakes*
*heads for bunker*
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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:09,
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Glitter? Oh good, I can wheel this out again!

At least I waited to reply to someone else's post before pea'ing this time.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:11,
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meanwhile....
would you buy this?

edit : a real life version that is, about 200 bhp per tonne :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:11,
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Is there a problem with paedophilia?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:20,
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Well, see...
The problem with being a paedophile is that you just don't fit in.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:20,
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arf
thats terrible
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:22,
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Well we can't all be like Jeremy Beadle
Some of us have to use children's little hands to make it look big.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:28,
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*badumtish* Try the veal
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:22,
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:24,
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:26,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:39,
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