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(bxs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Look, it's ColumbO'clock....again..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I wish it was always ColumbO'clock.

(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# It always will be...in our hearts...
Ed: You need the 'LOL' hat, talk to 'The Coast Of Yemen', he is wise.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I never thought of putting a hat on it.
I guess that would cover that bald white spot. Thanks, I shall look into it.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Good lord it's Columbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# He's such a poser, but so damned clever. Him gots the smarts.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# His secret is quite clearly the cool, crisp Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# First you get da monkey-beer, den you get da power, den you get da wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Word.
That Columbo knows his pimpin' fo' sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# ArrrrRRRRRRrrr, yeah. He bee ridin' on he enemas...
..or possibly enemies...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I often wondered why his coat was so dirty
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# OOOOOoooOooh, ONE last thing surr....ah...I just shat myself..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# faulk you
motherfaulker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# OOooh, fine surrr, fiiiiiiiiiiine....................
Oh, ONE last thing surrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Columbo was one if the best programmes ever


Columbo: "eckuyooozz me maaaaam but didn't ouoo leave youooor whrist waatch at the wedding?"

Special guest star : "Why yes Mr Columbo"

Columbo "Well you're under urrest, for murder!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# They show those really old ones from the 70's on Five.
Some really good actors in them, also alot of great directors worked on them too.

You gotta see Kevin Pollack's impression of him, it's fucking hysterical.

"MOIDUUURR"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# You take the piss with a half meg post.
Have this....


*cheeky ninja...Bravo sir, you now smell of roses
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Wjoops, Columbo tends to excite me.
*It's still slightly over, but it IS ColumbO'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# i like this one
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Braw!
How do I get rid of the black flies?

Not midgies, it's those wee black ones that come out at night and stick to my monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# is your window open?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Aye
but I don't like having the window closed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# shut your curtains
if you've got them
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# In Texas, we smush them with our hands into the monitor.
Then we wipe the monitor clean with a used paper towel. Sometimes you get cheeto stains on your monitor, but that's what happens when you take pest control into your own hands.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# That's what I've been doing
Infact, I have relatatives in texas, maybe you got that habit fae my clan. What's yir sir name boy? yir no one o them sinclairs or gunns are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Nope.
I'm a Lieb.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Sounds German
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# You would be right. It's very German.
I think it's Germ for love. At least that's what I like to tell the ladies.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)