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# Moan thread?
Well, I've just split up with my girlfriend, and I spent a lot of last night with whisky in my hand
and now I've got a cold doner meat pizza to keep me company.

Edit: That's quite harsh as well. Keep drinking coffee until the end of work then crash out.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you call him "whisky"?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# my dog.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# put Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah on repeat
and possibly Nick Cave's Into My Arms ... get all ofyour feeling crap out of teh way and then drink a pot of tea, have some toast and go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# heheh
great songs

they would actually cheer me up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Nick Cave's Darker With The Day
is my fave break-up wrist slasher.

My life is too bizarre to moan about.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# heheh
my missus reckons the stuff I listen to is depressive

whereas things like Phil Collins make me depressed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Depressing music can be quite uplifting
in a sort of 'here's someone who understands' or 'wow that was put so eloquently' kind of way, whereas shit music is depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Speaking of Nick Cave
the new Grinderman record is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# see, I haven't heard any of that
I went off him after The Boatman's Call

bit too croony for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Grinderman- give it a listen online
I highly recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# really - I shall purchase it at the next possible opportunity
purchase download it and see if I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Oh I'm so sorry man!
Moan thread? the new shoes I bought arrived today and they're slightly too small, and the bag I bought from the same company also arrived and, despite being gorgeous, I have to send it back as they've left the ink filled security tag on it. Cunts.

Well that's barely a problem compared to everyone elses.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# OH, THE HUMANITY!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I know, my life is so hard.
Alright- my solicitors are keeping me wholly in the dark regarding our flat purchase, which is almost two months in and we still haven't exchanged. Is that better? Fucking solicitors. ARSEHOLES.

And they address everything to my partner, rather than me, even though I pay them and do everything with them. Sexist arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# they'll do it in the end
my solicitors were absolute dogshite

our flat took 3 months to complete, and there were no estate agents

once you've bought it, it will all seem like a distant memory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I'm worrying
as the mortgage docs say that they'll start deducting the payments in August, but I don't know if they will if they haven't been asked for the money at that point. If they decide to start early I'm fucked. £525 rent PLUS £775 mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# solicitors are rubbish.
We asked ours to store our deeds for us. About a week later they posted them back to me and have since kept sending me letters demanding £35 to store my deeds for me.

YOU ARE SOLICITORS YOU MORONS! TAKE ME TO COURT IF I HAVEN'T PAID. Then I can make you present my deeds as evidence just to prove to you that you don't actually have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# everyone always has a problem worse than yours
and someone always has a problem more trivial than yours

the point is that it's happening to them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^This^
but sometimes we need to let it out.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)