I made up a bunch of crap and told my brother that malfoy kills hagridhe rang me at 8:00 this morning to say that because I ruined the story he was going to ruin my morning.
He kept calling and hanging up so I couldn't get back to sleep, so I sent him a bunch of messages saying that Hermione kills hedwig and that malfoy's dad dies of natural causes.
I got a message back an hour ago saying "I read the last three pages and you were wrong, fuck your internet leak, dick."
I am glad that one way or another his story has been ruined now.
(He kept calling and hanging up so I couldn't get back to sleep, so I sent him a bunch of messages saying that Hermione kills hedwig and that malfoy's dad dies of natural causes.
I got a message back an hour ago saying "I read the last three pages and you were wrong, fuck your internet leak, dick."
I am glad that one way or another his story has been ruined now.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:10,
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Yeah, but we'll laugh just as hard...when he lays a ripe one in your vegetable crisper.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18,
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hahahahasometimes messing with someones head doesn't quite get processed at times :)
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:41,
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hahaha...good work!
My gf insisted on leaving a bar at midnight to go down to Tesco to pick up the book. You should've seen the queues! There was 1 till open and the queue stretched all the way around the inside to the cakes! (about three quarters of the way around!)
I picked up an old Alan Titchmarsh book and carried that most of the way instead! haha
Some chavs stood by the stand and readthe last few pages. Was praying for them to read them out loud! Riot!!
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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My gf insisted on leaving a bar at midnight to go down to Tesco to pick up the book. You should've seen the queues! There was 1 till open and the queue stretched all the way around the inside to the cakes! (about three quarters of the way around!)
I picked up an old Alan Titchmarsh book and carried that most of the way instead! haha
Some chavs stood by the stand and readthe last few pages. Was praying for them to read them out loud! Riot!!
hahahpolice would have been called
spillage of cake and fluid would have occured
general mayhem in tesco!
:D
(spillage of cake and fluid would have occured
general mayhem in tesco!
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:00,
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