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# I've been up since
well, I can't remember when I've been up since but I've been playing GUITAR HERO on the PS2 while drinking WHISKY
it's been a goddamn sweet night. thank yo u and go od nigh t... t L
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# \o/
*is outraged*
*stamps about to no purpsose yelling abstract words*
Ace as usual.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)
# I order everyone to stop going to sleep
and stay up with me while I get drunk and try to animate.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# no prob, man.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I THINK YOUR BLOG HAS A COMPETITOR.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I like pizzas
best of the the bread products.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# OH SHIT.
WE'RE FUCKED. TIME FOR ME TO THREATEN THEM WELCOME-TO-DIE-STYLE.

( welcometodie.com/2006_04_01_welcometofun_archive.html )
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# There is a hell.
And it looks just like that site.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Somehow the idea of "industry gurus" around my food
...gives me visions of scabby diapered freaks blowing dyed dung on my pie.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)
# THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# WHOA.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# HELLO THIS IS PIZZA RADIO, IM YOUR HOST DYSLEXIA.
TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT: PIZZABONERS.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:27, archived)
# HI, LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER.
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT MY PIZZABONER IT NEVER GOES AWAY AND MY BOSS WANTS TO FIRE ME BECAUSE OF IT.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# GET YOUR SELF ONE OF THESE:
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# I've seen that jpg.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# HOW CRUSTY IS TOO CRUSTY?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# I WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE...
...THE POINT WHERE A SINGLE FIRM THRUST WILL NOT PENITRATE.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# I told someone at work to google for crusty pizza the other day.
It didn't show up so I just looked weird.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# I CAN DO THIS.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# fuck potter.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I made up a bunch of crap and told my brother that malfoy kills hagrid
he rang me at 8:00 this morning to say that because I ruined the story he was going to ruin my morning.

He kept calling and hanging up so I couldn't get back to sleep, so I sent him a bunch of messages saying that Hermione kills hedwig and that malfoy's dad dies of natural causes.

I got a message back an hour ago saying "I read the last three pages and you were wrong, fuck your internet leak, dick."

I am glad that one way or another his story has been ruined now.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)
# That's just nasty
But deserves a Pfft!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# lol.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, but we'll laugh just as hard...
when he lays a ripe one in your vegetable crisper.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# And then shop it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)
# hahahaha
sometimes messing with someones head doesn't quite get processed at times :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha...
good work!

My gf insisted on leaving a bar at midnight to go down to Tesco to pick up the book. You should've seen the queues! There was 1 till open and the queue stretched all the way around the inside to the cakes! (about three quarters of the way around!)

I picked up an old Alan Titchmarsh book and carried that most of the way instead! haha

Some chavs stood by the stand and readthe last few pages. Was praying for them to read them out loud! Riot!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahah
police would have been called

spillage of cake and fluid would have occured

general mayhem in tesco!

:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *Is happy*
OOC have you decided to let the garden rest or have work and chutney simply meant you have no time for it?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)