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# Yet again.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# E.T. You're so big
FUCK! what have I done!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# What did you do?


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Said E.T. you're so big
right then... It only encourages him!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# He encourages himself!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah, see:

Dirty pervert.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahahah
he's a legal animal!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# He's a rape artist.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
hahaha.
You really like her don't you Sam!
I can't blame you though...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *sigh*
I was alot younger the first time I saw her, but since then, I've fancied her
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# so you where 45 and now your 48?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I'm 15.
I was 10 (Actually I could have been 9)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I thought he was 15?
..
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Wait
Bonnie Langford's a dude?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# no, an alien.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# silly
an does not precede alien
it's always "a alien"
b3ta grammar 101
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# not "a alein" then?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# oh come on - in a new thread?
/bored of this now blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# It's my own personal bandwagon.
Bandwagons are always shite.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# bandwagoning is ok as long as you don't go wasting threads!
*stomps feet in an angry manner because tesco value bread is made from recycled plastic bags*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# don't worry im just in a bad mood
when i'm in a bad mood i usually avoid b3ta to avoid shouting at people
have some cake *offers cake*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# *Eats cake*
Why do I taste Anthrax?

More importantly, how do I know what Anthrax tastes like?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# *Gives SkUG a manly hug*
Can you move your hand up a little SkUG? Don't take advantage.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# you know i nearly typed...
"up where? o-er - thats not my hand...."
but i readit back before i clicked send....
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# make more happy little skug!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# i has a pig sandwich now
i am happy
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# fried pig-slices are the best sandwich filling ever.
and no fucking salad cream
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# perhaps
She'll auction that pink bra off on Comic Relief or something. Then You'll be happy ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# It's a shopped picture :p
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# pfffttt...
just not enough rake sex nowadays!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# its like anything though...
you just have to find the right place on the net.

www.rakesexpalace.com
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# OMGWTFBBQM8
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# only one
incidence of rake surprise sex?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I got it from a poem.
Roses and red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# yeah i saw Rapitinui's link the other morning
simplistic brilliance!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I saw it way before you did
Tee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# you're lucky
im all out of rakes!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I have a spoon...?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# i dismiss your domestic cutlery
with a *pah* wave of my hand!
:)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# lol
stalker

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# this is special
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Can you make that into a gif?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# i tried
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# *aims*
*shoots*
Oh shit...we were supposed to use knives!
*puts cock away*


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)