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# deary me
Sorry TJ:

I'm now officially worried. I just received flowers, chocolate and a bottle of wine through interflora.

And I can't stand the person it came from!!!

*opens flood gates for silly comments*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# confront them
apologise that you're not interested, say that you hope you haven't strung them along in anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Blimey
Hark at Dear fucking Deirdre here.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# sorry
shove the flowers up your rectum
drink the wine and stick the chocolates individually in your belly button til they melt out
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Better.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Oh
*pulles flowers back out of navel*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh dear
you are so stalked, my friend!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# It's my musk
Women can't resist my musk

Black Books blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *sniffs*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *hands panty liner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Isn't that what panties go on cruises in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# The Frilly Boat
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# send back an empty bottle and box and dead flowers with a note saying
'don't keep me fucking waiting!!
MORE!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Or send back the empty bottle full of post-choc shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
:D

now that's playing them at their own game
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Eat the chocolate, drink the wine
and batter the person to death with the flowers in a drunken frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
BWAARGHARHAHAHAHAHAHAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# YOu know chocolate goes straight to my thighs!
*tisk*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Funny thing...
That's probably where your stalker wanted to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought they'd want to go for my stalker:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# What? The chocolate, the thighs? The..
Argh . . .
Head swelling to try to sort it out......
/explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)