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# aww
it should be a bit smaller, then i should be able to use it instead of me little spaceship :)

my internets is being gay and sloooo. not for b3ta, but practically everything else.

wank. (the internets, not your panda. hes luffly.)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# blame the whiney elements of the HP fandom
i certainly would
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# are they taking over from porn
as the major use of the net at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# yes
along the lines of

"this book does not live up to the fevered expectations that i have be stockpiling for the last two years... it doesn't even cure cancer"

or

"my favourite slash pairing does not come true, and i am gutted because i had forgotten that this is in the end a childrens book and that expecting X and Y to do hot bum love might be a tad unrealistic"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# learning is fun
here's what I've learned

jk rowling was poor

then the book got popular

and she got rich

then she puked up some more

and now she has so much money she is litterally pissing money and having money parties and rolling around in money screaming "HAHAHAHAHA TWATS!!"

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hmmmm
well i've enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I haven't really been paying any attention
I'll just wait for the films to be shown back to back at some point or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# the films are good
but the books have more depth, despite what a lot of people like to think.
knowing the effort it takes to write just one novel, i won't knock what she's achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# oh I know it's a lot of effort to make a novel
even a shite novel etc

that's not the point, I'm just taking the piss because I'm bitter and twisted up with hate and evil

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# well, as long as you've got good reason for it
i can't complain :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# heh
reason/excuse

same result ultimately

but still, gotta laugh innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# "How do you sleep at night, Mr Wolfcastle?"
"On top of a pile of money with two beautiful women, why?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# best way to kip
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# nah
fifty pound notes are really itchy to sleep on
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# only if the hooker they are partially stuffed into has gone off
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Better to stuff her with pounds than dollars
The paper is more absorbent for all the...you know. Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# those gallons and gallons of juice
dripping.. all night long

how can someone sleep with all that racket

maybe I'll have to call a plumber, perhaps he'll have a big wrench and a really thick moustache :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Phwoar
Sounds like my kind of comedy rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# the biggest problem there is laundering the money afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ahh
just ask the hooker to open wide

she might give you change
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)