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# wotcha
*smoosh*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Wotcher Minky
How's tricks?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# not bad mrs
how's yourself?

where you been?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Enduring four days of torture
From the mother in law...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ah, mothers in law
mine's a budhhist hippy
she's a right laugh
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mine already had a daughter in law
Who has already provided her with both types of grandchildren, so basically I have no purpose and everything I do is wrong.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha
she's just toughening you up I reckon
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# have you tried impressing her
with your wet t-shirt abillities?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# She wasn't that impressed, strangely
I think the only thing I could do is have twins. Which I'm not doing.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# you never know unless you try.
give it a go.
go on
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I'm NOT having twins just to impress!
It'd be bloody difficult as well
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oh just give it a go
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *shudders*
inlaws......
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *surprise snogs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# *weakly attempts to fight off*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahah
I had a vision then of you ineffectually pummelling at my chest, Mr. Burns-style
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mr Bums?



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# good good
that was the vision i was going for

=D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
I saw the Simpson's Movie last night

I got the impression that I was laughing the loudest in the entire cinema
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i saw it last night too!
that bit where it goes
"to be continued"
a little boy in the row in front of us went
"WHAT!!!!!"
exclamation marks and everything.
oh it was funny
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hahah
I think there were similar gasps at this showing too

I cocking loved it I did!

when I came out past the queue for the next showing, I couldn't resist saying loudly "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father!!"

I'm a funny, me
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# yeah me too
it was awesome!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# It was the polar bear
kicking the fox that made me snort my drink from my nose onto the balding gentleman in front :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# haha
yeah that made me laugh too
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# but the bit where Homer Simpson gets killed by the evil wizard
that bit sucked
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# and barts threesome
with the twins?

a bit OTT?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# not as OTT
as the flesh train that Barney, Patty and Selma did
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I never want to see Marge's pink again!
its all I can image when I shut my eyes now!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# what about barts little willy?
that bit made me laugh

and homer giving everyone the finger
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
now I have too..making

mmmmmmh mmmmmmhhh noises
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
#
"oh you savage brute"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)