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# Zippy says
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# G'nings FOXEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# GggRRRRrrrRRRr FOXEH :D
Nings yourself, cuteness
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *group hugs sexeh b3tards of all demoninations!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# nings DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# COR!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *escapes*
*stands on outside taking photos*




*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# make sure your get that bit in...
what is that bit anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Superfluous to requirement
but ultimately enjoyable (it would seem)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Hey!
*re-hugs*

Last day inna poo job!? Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *jealous*
pastures new, or career break?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# not me, Chorizowagon
ChorizowagonI have quite a good job


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *fetches watercannon*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# EWW!
you disgusting water cannon felcher!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Mmmm!
Have a Braw! weekend!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
*readies anorak*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# COR!
Hullo lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# off to work very soon, but I shall see you this evening....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *wriggles into the middle*
Harrow!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# The more the merrier!
Mwwwah!

Heppy Friday!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# bog lols!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# you are b3taring while taking a shit?
that's dedication for you :D

ning brethren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ning Mr Savoy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ning Nibus
thanks for the inspiration for today's name suggestion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *notes down Griffy's latest nom de guerre*
I need to keep track, you see
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# pffft
me too!

can I take a photocopy of your notes. (It's like uni all over again)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# And I suppose you want me to lend you my essay too?
*does impression of doormat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# yes please
could you change a few key words too.

What's that say on your chest... WELCOME.

why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *adds in a few 'nots' and 'didn'ts'*
There, that changes the meaning totally...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hurrah!
*adds in "in my opinion..." at the start*

can't fail, errrrrrrr, again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Thank god for Vodafone now offering thw hole t'internet
Now ebven ablusions need not stop my B3ta-ing

EDIT: jesus my spelling's shit today
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# have you been wiping for 12 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Dirty Pants
Clean Botty
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Dirty duvet
dirty mind
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Don't complain to him
his spellings even worse!

Ning JS
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# ningles CW!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Happy Friday!
Best of all the days!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# so true!
I'm posting another happy friday song soon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# It is a very happy Friday
and we need one NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ok, ok!
ok!Sheesh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Does it have twangers?
or at least can you accompany on a twanger
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Friday is always better
when you know you're not in work next week.

And you're gonna be lookign for a new job.
Stitch that, "the man"!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Hehehehe
I'm not in work next week, but I already have a new swanky job to start the week after, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# That'll do
as long as I get a new job next week as well
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Ooooh good luck
I'll keep my fingers xed for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Ning capitan name change!
b3taring while taking a shit at work and getting paid for it...

that's even more dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# you're a lady
you don't do poos
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# What do I do then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# lady-plops
neatly packaged little truffles with bows on smelling of mint
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# They might be neatly packaged
but mine insist on divebombing!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# kersploosh
as its your last day at work - see if you spatter the pan, and then don't flush!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I REFUSE TO FLUSH DAY
there should be a badge!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# lady things
make doilies
sit in the park
walk poodles
sip tea
that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# The sad thing is
I have done 3 out of those 4 things at various points in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *searches in vain for twangers
in a desperate attempt to please zippy,
fails and commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *mourns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# wotcha
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Wotcher Minky
How's tricks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# not bad mrs
how's yourself?

where you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Enduring four days of torture
From the mother in law...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ah, mothers in law
mine's a budhhist hippy
she's a right laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mine already had a daughter in law
Who has already provided her with both types of grandchildren, so basically I have no purpose and everything I do is wrong.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha
she's just toughening you up I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# have you tried impressing her
with your wet t-shirt abillities?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# She wasn't that impressed, strangely
I think the only thing I could do is have twins. Which I'm not doing.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# you never know unless you try.
give it a go.
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I'm NOT having twins just to impress!
It'd be bloody difficult as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oh just give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *shudders*
inlaws......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *surprise snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# *weakly attempts to fight off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahah
I had a vision then of you ineffectually pummelling at my chest, Mr. Burns-style
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mr Bums?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# good good
that was the vision i was going for

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
I saw the Simpson's Movie last night

I got the impression that I was laughing the loudest in the entire cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i saw it last night too!
that bit where it goes
"to be continued"
a little boy in the row in front of us went
"WHAT!!!!!"
exclamation marks and everything.
oh it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hahah
I think there were similar gasps at this showing too

I cocking loved it I did!

when I came out past the queue for the next showing, I couldn't resist saying loudly "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father!!"

I'm a funny, me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# yeah me too
it was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# It was the polar bear
kicking the fox that made me snort my drink from my nose onto the balding gentleman in front :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# haha
yeah that made me laugh too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# but the bit where Homer Simpson gets killed by the evil wizard
that bit sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# and barts threesome
with the twins?

a bit OTT?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# not as OTT
as the flesh train that Barney, Patty and Selma did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I never want to see Marge's pink again!
its all I can image when I shut my eyes now!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# what about barts little willy?
that bit made me laugh

and homer giving everyone the finger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
now I have too..making

mmmmmmh mmmmmmhhh noises
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
#
"oh you savage brute"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *returns from the dead reggie perrin style,
definitely not bobby ewin style,attempts
in vain to woo mrs trellis,fails,commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.

except the comma police
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *arrests dead body in name of grammar*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# yes zippy.
TROUSERS, BEGONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# oi oi
balsa boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# yo dude!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Right, they're out
Now what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Poached, fried or boiled?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# boiled
then mashed up in a cup with butter and onion
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Potatoes on the side?
*boils and mashes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *sits at the table salivating*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# scrambled.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# she wasn't asking you!
*planes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *trains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *snowmobiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Oooh, that's got to smart...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# that's nothing
look at this
*opens box of woodworms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# oh yeah?
*brings out great horned owl.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *laughs as owl realises his talons are stuck in your arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# argh!!
it's trying to fly off!!
mink! grab my ankles!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *grabs*
ivesb, why are your legs getting longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Zippy is fluttering his eyes at me!
I thought it was George who was the gay one!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL AT IT!
It's just that George gets to be sponge every day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Zippy swings both ways
He really doesn't care about the constellation of the genitals, he just gets on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)
# I could imagine that!
Especially with the size of Bungle's cock!
Brings a whole new meaning to 'Rod Jane and Freddy'!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Not half!
By the way, I think Bungle's cock is the same one that is on display when you type "penis" into wiki
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# you needed to look it up why?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# He just likes looking at rude words!
Like when you were a kid and looked for 'bastard' in the dictionary, and was disapointed when 'fuck' wasn't in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I found spunk in my Griffin Saver dictionary
but that's a different story
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I didn't need to
I wanted to
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# did you learn anything though?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Yes
*checks back*

Oh they changed the picture!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I've got a big red one!
I love that episode... this is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Sausagemobile!
'Ningaling!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hullo m'dear :D
Good 'nings, happy friday and all that!

Its my last day at work today :D:D YAAAAAAAY

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# new job or have they sacked you THE BASTARDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Nopes the other way around
I canned their asses... told them all they were fired, stole all the stationary and escaped to Alaska*

*I quit and got a better job :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hurrah for job-switching, bmx-riding, foxy-sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I'm afraid I've defected
back to mountain biking... just did my first 24 enduro race coupla weeks ago :D I'm still bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I've got
a big red one!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I already had my twanger out
I always walk around with it out on a friday
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Argh.
It's been 15 minutes since I first saw this picture now, and I've still got "get your twangers out" running through my head IN ZIPPY'S VOICE. I think you may have unearthed some deep brain trauma. Expect to hear from my lawyers*.



*Really has no lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Glad to be of service
really glad
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
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Dear Mr D Imrill

We would be happy to act as your lawyers for a suitable fee of eighty French truffes. We undertake all legal work including stenchimification, grork, tabula distabulata, short-term fustitude and gurnet. All work is fully regulated by the Frinarncial Services Orthority.

We hope to hear from you soon,

love
Wibble, Bibble & Boing
Pretend Lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)