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# call NHS live or whatever it's called down South (NHS 24 up here)
they'll offer you comprehensive out of hours service and equity of access for all of your health informational needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Yes,
but they don't know what jabs I have had (and nor do I)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# well - the wonderful new electronic patient record system is bound to sort that out at a reasonable cost, on time and on budget
HA HA HA HA H AH HAHA HA HA HA HAAHHHHHHHAHAHA
*dies*

*invests in Accenture*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha
"Databases to solve all problems, ever"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# But presumably
they can't give you a tetanus jab over the phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# they just scare the tetanus out of your body
over the phone by making loud noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)