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# I don't think anyone has ever bought me a balloon.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear
that's made me very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Has anyone ever inflated a used condom then tied string to it?
That was the last balloon anyone ever gave me, and I was *thinks* about 19 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# How romantic!
but no, not even this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Give me a minute.
Right, I need someone with a man-nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Actually if I cough I can probably provide
having had a delivery this morning

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *holds out receptacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# A-HEM!
*ploff*



(grim)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *ties string to wrist*
*holds breath*
*pretneds to be a balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *places order with intarubber
for special gift wrapped, Ohmygodyoupoorthing special selection box of baloooooons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ahhh pity balloons, the best of all balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# awwww.... you poor thing

mrs thor once bought me an R2D2 shaped balloon and had it delivered to my work.

it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I do believe I may cry
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)