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# I'm betting this has bindun but it still amused me to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hahah instant geyher
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# lol lyk u.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# yur mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!!
yippie tie yay motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# And the Quarterback is (Happy) Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Happy Toast! Happy Toast!
the kind of toast we like the most!

early in the morning with a cup of tea
put happy toast, on a dish for me!

Happy Toast! Happy Toast! the kind of toast we like the most....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want Toast now?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Although I might not tell him just yet. Buy him a balloon, spend a day at the zoo, see how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I am nothing if not a fucking pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *gets his ass on the track looking for marks*
... Mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *waves with both hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# bring sweets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pervers Originals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha
Is that your ideal first date Captain? :oD
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# + rubber clothing and nasty sex in the shark tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# do you mean nasty as in bad?

because i'm rubbish at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# not rubbish!
You can't be that bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# meh!

i'm mediocre at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# A day at the zoo AND a balloon?
That's an ideal day any day of the week.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I don't think anyone has ever bought me a balloon.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear
that's made me very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Has anyone ever inflated a used condom then tied string to it?
That was the last balloon anyone ever gave me, and I was *thinks* about 19 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# How romantic!
but no, not even this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Give me a minute.
Right, I need someone with a man-nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Actually if I cough I can probably provide
having had a delivery this morning

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *holds out receptacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# A-HEM!
*ploff*



(grim)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *ties string to wrist*
*holds breath*
*pretneds to be a balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *places order with intarubber
for special gift wrapped, Ohmygodyoupoorthing special selection box of baloooooons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ahhh pity balloons, the best of all balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# awwww.... you poor thing

mrs thor once bought me an R2D2 shaped balloon and had it delivered to my work.

it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I do believe I may cry
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# My Toasts Arn't very happy
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# change your supplier
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# you're the one, you are the one
you're the one, you are my toaster
you're the one, you are the one
you make my toast like you're supposed to

i see you every morning, you are waiting by the kettle
your handle's made of plastic and the rest of you is metal
i know that if i get some bread
and put it in the slots
that you will toast it perfectly
and i'll eat lots and lots
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# that was beautiful man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# there's more
(it's not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# grand,
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
Nicely done ST.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What a smashing slip he has on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Gaaah and woo
Minor TJ. Anyone got office 2007 here who's willing to open a word document and save it as Office XP for me?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I got 2003
which would probably do it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Ooo OK if I gaz a file location to you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Cheers and cheers everyone
I found a nice lil widget that did it for me. I just had to cut and paste after that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Cool
In other news I had Zoo ask for one of my pics (kkkfc one) I told them to naff* off.
Thought you'd like to know

*I might not have used the word "naff"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Cool. Yeah well if it appears you know at least the have acknowledged it's yours which gives you some ground to stand on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# if I do 'about microsoft word' it says Microsoft Word 2000
I'm guessing that means 'not 2007'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Just for the record
I would gladly, but I'm at work and they only have Office 2003 here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I have 2007
for my sins
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# REPENT
I beta tested it and I was not impressed much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I don't use it for much
and as I have to support it I have to be able to find my way around it.

Which I can't, because everything has gone WEIRD
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# at least they did away with the office assistant...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# is there an anim of that?
I'd like to see it buying the farm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Imagine the ED209/ boardroom scene from Robocop,
with Clippit as the unfortunate Mr. Kinney.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# perhaps I can help
*tilts your head at 11.2o, angel*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *touched by an angel*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# try this:
Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# For some reason it doesn't work (I tried)
It's a WPS format too for some stupid reason!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ah, silly microsoft works files...
i have word '07, that should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# The corpse comes back down the elevator with a little note attached:
"Now I have a vest"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)