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# I think I virtually yam, aren't I?
24 and a sixth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# +2 years.
Well, one and a bit.

But you're still most yoofull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Why thank you, sexy lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# You're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I found a grey hair, the other day.
Well, a grey root (go go gadget henna).

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 22 and you're already feeling old? HAHAHAHA!
It must be all downhill from here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I found a grey hair in my beard the other day.
It was really obvious too, so I pulled it out.

*waits for Dave to say "better grey than ginger"*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ginger's the best colour ever.
Seriously, I've never had more compliments re the colour of my hair than I get now.

And a couple of 'OI GINGER MINGE' etc etc ones, but nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# there's loads of white in my beard
that's why it stops where it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ......
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# am I boring you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# au contraire mon brave
*stares intently*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# You didn't sigh and stare at MY beard.
*bottom lip trembles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Never? Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# What's all the sighing about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# It was a sigh of longing and lust
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ah ;)
That would be why I didn't recognise it.

I was considering growing the white bit too, so there'd be a dark brown stripe down the middle of a white beard. It might make me look like some sort of sci-fi baddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# 'scuse ... back in 5 ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# How's it all going with your wonderful news?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Still good as far as I know
the bump is growing. there's another scan booked in a few weeks, she's having her first midwife appointment soon.

She's now decided she wants me to pay for a doula as well. I only just found out what one was.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Enlighten me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's a professional birth partner.
Her best mate's mum is one but she's in Huddersfield and is booked up for January/February. Sounds interesting. They haven't said how much they charge yet though = expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I thought I was going bald a few months ago
so I said "two can play at this game" and shaved my head, number zero. I've let it grow back and I don't actually know why I thought I was going bald.

My hair is thick and lustrous.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's one of the mentalest things I've heard for a while =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I don't think
I've ever heard anyone that young told 'you look good for your age'.

After the Captain's comment I was expecting to find out you were 48 or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Well I don't know.
I found a grey root at the weekend for I'm feeling a bit mortal.

And she looks younger than my best mate who is 24.

It was just a compliment. *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# People no longer believe me when I tell them I am 23
I find this quite distressing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I got a 'naaaaah, 26 shirley' a couple of weeks back.
Arseholes. I then proceeded to pretend to think they were 40ish, when in reality I know they're 29.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# How many years have you been telling them you're 23?
they were bound to catch on sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# about 14?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# In a couple of years
you could just dye your roots black and then everyone will think the grey hair was on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# .....
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Right, I've now read that 6 times, and still I can't make head nor tail of it.

New job's broken my brain, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Dye your roots
everyone will assume that's your natural hair colour growing out and that you'd dyed your hair grey for some reason.

Hide the grey hair in plain sight. I bet Garnier haven't thought of that one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ahaaaaa
Hehe, I'll stick with the ginger, it goes well with my plethora of green clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# bloody kids!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)