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# Also found in The DoubleFlipped Last Supper

But what does it mean?

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'm not sure, but I've had her on the left =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Professor Kenny Magdalene?

EDIT: Hahaha! deleting eejit! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
I don't know what you could be talking about, I'm sure.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# It's not my best likeness
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *grabbles*
soz I missed you earlier . . .

EDIT: Did you see Trellis' bum-crack earlier?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Don't
you'll start a war of the buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# S'alright
And I did

And haven't been on MSN, you were offline when I got those messages
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
s'ok I wasn't getting at you; you were swapping from 'away' to 'online' as it does sometimes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ooh, YOU like the Godsons too?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# There's so much room for shopping!
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# ningles wingles!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# 'ning son
I hope you're well on this fine* day


*may be stretching the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it's nice down here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# It's lovely down here
Except for the fucking windowcleaners making the dogs bark endlessly. And the puppy has the most annoying, piercing little yap of a bark every.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# You're looking bloody good for your age though.
(actually I do mean that, I thought you were my age when I met you)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# She shacks up with REALLY old gits
to make herself appear young . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Found: bespectacled man strangled with e string
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hehe
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
e g

/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Do you own any thongs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Haha, and dyes her hair purple to make them look more ginger...
;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I think I virtually yam, aren't I?
24 and a sixth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# +2 years.
Well, one and a bit.

But you're still most yoofull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Why thank you, sexy lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# You're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I found a grey hair, the other day.
Well, a grey root (go go gadget henna).

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 22 and you're already feeling old? HAHAHAHA!
It must be all downhill from here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I found a grey hair in my beard the other day.
It was really obvious too, so I pulled it out.

*waits for Dave to say "better grey than ginger"*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ginger's the best colour ever.
Seriously, I've never had more compliments re the colour of my hair than I get now.

And a couple of 'OI GINGER MINGE' etc etc ones, but nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# there's loads of white in my beard
that's why it stops where it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ......
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# am I boring you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# au contraire mon brave
*stares intently*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# You didn't sigh and stare at MY beard.
*bottom lip trembles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Never? Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# What's all the sighing about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# It was a sigh of longing and lust
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ah ;)
That would be why I didn't recognise it.

I was considering growing the white bit too, so there'd be a dark brown stripe down the middle of a white beard. It might make me look like some sort of sci-fi baddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# 'scuse ... back in 5 ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# How's it all going with your wonderful news?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Still good as far as I know
the bump is growing. there's another scan booked in a few weeks, she's having her first midwife appointment soon.

She's now decided she wants me to pay for a doula as well. I only just found out what one was.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Enlighten me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's a professional birth partner.
Her best mate's mum is one but she's in Huddersfield and is booked up for January/February. Sounds interesting. They haven't said how much they charge yet though = expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I thought I was going bald a few months ago
so I said "two can play at this game" and shaved my head, number zero. I've let it grow back and I don't actually know why I thought I was going bald.

My hair is thick and lustrous.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's one of the mentalest things I've heard for a while =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I don't think
I've ever heard anyone that young told 'you look good for your age'.

After the Captain's comment I was expecting to find out you were 48 or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Well I don't know.
I found a grey root at the weekend for I'm feeling a bit mortal.

And she looks younger than my best mate who is 24.

It was just a compliment. *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# People no longer believe me when I tell them I am 23
I find this quite distressing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I got a 'naaaaah, 26 shirley' a couple of weeks back.
Arseholes. I then proceeded to pretend to think they were 40ish, when in reality I know they're 29.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# How many years have you been telling them you're 23?
they were bound to catch on sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# about 14?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# In a couple of years
you could just dye your roots black and then everyone will think the grey hair was on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# .....
......
......


Right, I've now read that 6 times, and still I can't make head nor tail of it.

New job's broken my brain, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Dye your roots
everyone will assume that's your natural hair colour growing out and that you'd dyed your hair grey for some reason.

Hide the grey hair in plain sight. I bet Garnier haven't thought of that one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ahaaaaa
Hehe, I'll stick with the ginger, it goes well with my plethora of green clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# bloody kids!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# is it
something to do with loafs & fishes?
(Mantrid, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I think it's something to do with jesus feeding all those people with all those sharks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Is it real?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
his face in the lower frame: priceless! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)