I LOVE 'If I Had Kids...'!!
If I had kids...
I'd pimp them out to smackheads.
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:38,
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if i had kids
i would never need to buy a footstool.
or a pillow.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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If I had kids
I'd hammer 'em in the morning...
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45,
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would you
hammer them in the evening?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48,
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haha
little brats, bout time they got a job
if they can eat, they can work!
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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nah, pimp them out
to politicians, that's where the real money is.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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if i had kids
i'd ...
oh wait, i DO have kids
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:43,
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me too!!
'we have kids' club!!
*high fives*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45,
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If I had kids and
also had my sister's kids I'd pack them off to Alton Towers for the day with their grandmother and auntie so I can stay at home in peace and get drunk.
oh wait, I did, this morning.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:44,
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Score
...everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47,
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woo to you!
a kid-free day deserves a drink!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47,
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