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[challenge entry] 'he said we're going to where, when we die?'
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(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I learned to swim there.
Fact.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# dressed like that?
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# sauna suite + scantily clad Spartans= Gayness
aicmfp
*edit* did your "swimming instructor" make you touch the bottom?
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Pretty much
except for the cape, spear and helmet.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# i read that as cake
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
#
I have been to Hull once.
Area manager for a nightclub company wanted me to DJ in a newly aquired club, some converted cinema. Got there on a Thursday night for a look tosee if i wanted the job.
They had a stripper night going on with the most droopy old hags you could ever hoped to have seen. If this wasnt bad enough! the crowd were baying for more. So the DJ through it open to the crowd and invited punters up to strip for a bottle of cheap bubbly. I thought it couldnt possibly get worse.
The only two things that ventured on stage (And i kid you not) was an 80 year old granny and wait for it.......



A Downs Syndrome girl...yup a mong.
It was time to leave.
Needless to say i didnt want the job and the venue manager and DJ were both sacked the following week.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hope you did them both before you left
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I'd prefer to go to
devon.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Ha!
I moved to Devon from the Hull area.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)