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# dear god.
i hope if i get to that size someone has the good nature to pop a cap in my ass and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)
# a can?
a keg would be more apt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *pops a cap in your ass*
*a new york yankees one*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# If I got to that size
I wouldn't bother with the pretense of clothes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)
# This.
Theres a woman that lives by me who goes around on a scooter (an actual one, not a mobility scooter). She hangs off the sides and flaps around in the wind.

It is the sickest funniest thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)
# i demand photos.
this woman needs to be shared with the interweb, and further mocked.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# If I ever see her with a camera handy, I shall do this thing.
Not see her around in a while though. She may finally have had the inevitable coronary
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)
# we need video proof for the newsletter
i utterly demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
I'll go stand on the streets with a handy camcorder.

This would absolutely be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)