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# Is this the sort of thing you like here, or should I look elsewhere?
(oliver9184, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Make the cock magenta
this is slightly too nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# don't be silly.
g'nite b3ta - bless you and all who sail in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# g'nite sir
pleasant dreams and all that
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
# 'Night
Mr D _. Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Excellent
You got the filesize right, and already guessed b3ta's love of crudely drawn cocks.


Make it magenta though. It's tradition.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# facts
cdc rules.
1. must be magenta, must have three pubes on each testicle.

*might not contain facts
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ^this
Should be included in the FAQ
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ^this
I find the excess of curly watchsprings disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# pfft
I think if it's gone on her, the facial expression would have fit better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# or animated to do them both in turn
a kind of metronome affair
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I thought of saying this
then I could have used the 'swings both ways' gag:D

But for a first effort pretty damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# ..and a big woo for surviving the board nazis
I remember my first day *sigh* I was nawty=stepped for retaliating against them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# board nazis?
We're all being nice today.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# i know- it's a bit scary
kind of like Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Mte i joined in 2002
And my first post I tried emailing to rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# good idea for a compo
board nazis
(probably been suggested, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Ok, you win :p
As I said in an earlier thread:

I remember my first post, several years ago. No image. Flamed. Deleted, posted on /talk. Flamed also. Cried into my tea.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# ^this, me too
i cried for three days.


*didnt really cry
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I was fucking furious
they were tears of anger, honest
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Best words in the English language
"cum on my tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)