Yes seems like a good answer to me!
But if I go for the run a mile option, then so does the finally getting laid option!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16,
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Just tell her that:
You "certainly don't think you're horrible, you're a lovely, sweet, amazing woman, and I don't know what I'd do without you"
+ read what I said below
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ClanSoul,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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Is that what you are after?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20,
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Sadly I got old
And obtained morals somewhere along the line.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22,
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Yay! *hugs*
Seriously though it sounds as if she may have "issues".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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AWWWW It's got a little hat!
Sorry, just suddenly noticed.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27,
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I have hats for all occasions
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29,
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Yeah well obviously she's not you:P
Anyone that peddles Marmite to the Saffa masses has to be a modern Mother Teressa!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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I don't
because it's freely available here.
Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50,
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I run a backpackers
I preach the gospel of the Marmite but they've been under satan's foreskin far too long.
I prey for their souls and their toast!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55,
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