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# she will never com to the UK
she will steal you money and then never return your emails.

i suggest getting some sexy pictures of her and some videos of her doing things solo.

then you can sell the footage and make your money back.

if she does com to the UK you always have this as a fall back plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# they just want him to come to africa so they can hold him to ransom anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# She won't go for the videoes
I've already tried that one, and sent her 6 times to collect nonexistent money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
have you got a picture of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I did but it is the size of a postage stamp
She also doesn't like me talking about the "space alien from outerspace" which jumped out of a tree and bit my finger. She seems quite scared of me now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# she's going to be even more freaked out when you tell her about your parasitic twin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's a good idea
I'll try that one later in the week, once I have been to church.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Tell her last time you went to church
you were sick on the door-step
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Why would she steal his money?
(engekomkommer, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)