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# TEXT
IN CAPSLOCK ATTRACTS YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK WE USE CAPS LOCK?
WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# SHIFT KEY ALL THE FUCKING WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I had to use capslock a few times yesterday after I burned my other hand.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Frankly this revelation has somewhat dampened my spirits
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# yeah
i suddenly feel like constant lower case
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# here, I just went back and deleted the two post i made with the caps lock yesterday.
can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# MY HEART IS A HARD AND FRIGHTENING PLACE MY FRIEND
YOU MUST MAKE A NEW EPIC ADVENTURE. I NEED TO SEE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. I NEED TO SEE CHARLIE SHEEN. I NEED TO SEE STALIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# well, fuck.
jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# You spend three years training your pinkies, and suddenly you hear THIS?
FUCK. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK UP AND GO HOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I BURNED MY FUCKING HAND.
FUCK YOU. MY PINKY HAD A BLISTER ON IT. I TYPED BUT TWO STANZAS AND I SHIT ON MY BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# YOU ONLY NEED TO BREAK ONCE TO BE CONSIDERED BROKEN.
I NEED TO GO AND DO SOME SERIOUS THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)
# TELL ME HOW I CAN BE FORGIVEN
DO MY THREE YEARS OF HILARIOUS COMEDY COUNT FOR ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# YOU NEED TO POST AN EPIC
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS SITUATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I'll try and make one, but this laptop kind of sucks for them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# BALLS?!
DYSLEXIA IS A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# YOU'RE SPOILING IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ITS A SHIFT KEY ITS A SHIFT KEY I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# PINKIE PRESS LEFT TO ACTIVATE
CAPSLOCK.

PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT TO ACTIVATE SHIFT, BUT PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT DOESN'T WANT TO STAY THERE

SO PINKIE PRESS CAPS LOCK....
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# YOUR PINKIE MULES ARE NOT STRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# I HAVE BETTER USES FOR MY PINKIE
FOR EXAMPLE I'D MUCH RATHER PUT IT UP MY NOSE FOR SOME GOOD OLD DIGGIN'

*shouts* BOGGIES!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# HA
WELL I AM NOT A REAL MAN, IN FACT MY PENIS SIZE IS SOO SMALL I HAVE TO USE A MICROSCOPE AND TWEEZERS TO JERK OFF....

YOU WERN'T EXPECTING THAT NOW WERE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# oh trust me, I knew it the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# :-
^^ actual size
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# BUILD UP YOUR MULES FOR GODS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I bestow an imaginary click on that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# WHAT IS A CAPSLOCK
 
largecapitalletters.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
THESE LETTERS GET YOUR ATTENTION?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# NO.
 
LARGER PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# WTF?
PINKY CRU DOES NOT FORGIVE PREPARE FOR JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)