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# today is my b3taday.
it is a super celebration of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooo yeah
b3taday birthday fun!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
lets get this party started!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YOU ARE THREE.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# THIS IS AIRFORCE ONE:
THE PRESIDENT IS RUBBING CLITORIS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# ITS NOT MINE I SWEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# WHAT A SUPER PARTY THIS IS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# WELL, DID YOU EVAH?
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjejqJVUYOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# ONLY ONCE, NEVER TWICE.
OH NO I CANNOT DO THAT THING A SECOND TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# AW SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# RERUNS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# IT'S ALL JUST SO SWELL, I GUESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# SWELLIGANT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# *PROCRASTURBATES*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Iggy Pop is kind of like what Buster Keaton would have been like
if he'd discovered herion and S&M
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# PRESIDENT PARTY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# THIS WAY HOMIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Let's party.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# HANG IN THERE BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# ALRIGHT.
AWESOME SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
#
FUK U HOE
THE PRESIDENT:
THE PPRESIDENT OF MURFER
HE WILL KILL U
LOOK OUT
MURDER PRESIDENT IS A KILLA
AIRPORT
I WUZ A COP KILLA
KILLING PEOPLE WUZ WUT I DID
I WAS LEIK
BAM
U DED
AND THEY WOOD B DED
BCUZ I SHOT THEM IN THE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# *PUMPS TEH TECHNO MUSIC*

I MEAN - NO!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# YOU NEED TO GET POSITIVE AND YOU NEED TO DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# GET POSITIVE OR WE CUT YOUR DICK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# NO!
AND IF THAT'S THE CHOICE TOUGH ONE, BUT-

*WHOOPS OUT*

GO ON THEN
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# MARKETABLE BUISNESS SOLUTIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
*TRIES TO MILK AGAIN*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# oh well, I guess this proves the fact that there are things
that can't be milked
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# SUPERSIOR DESIGNS™:
WE KILLED YOUR FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
THAT GUY IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE BUS IS LEANING ON YOU FOR A REASON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
SNIFFING YOUR FINGER, GLADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS
WE'RE GLAD TO HELP, BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE'RE SO LONELY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A BLOCKED TOILET AND A SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:17, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
ALMOST EIGHT MOUSTACHES FULL OF MELTED CHEESE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
SCABS AND CRACKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A BARREL OF MONKEYS WITH NO AIR HOLES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
A SECOND BARREL, OF MONKEYS WITH NO ARSEHOLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
VOTE OR DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)
# TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY IN R/L.
HOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# ITS TIME FOR A LATE NIGHT DOUBLEPARTY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# PENETRATION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# HA HA R/L FUCKING SUCKS SO BAD
ALSO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# BOOM CHIKKA WOW WOWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# MURDERED BY THE DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# CHIKKA CHIKKA CHIKKA WOW WOWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# WOAH LYSDEXIA I DONNOT CARE IF IT IS YOUR B3TADAY OR WHAT
MY ENTIRE POST JUST DISAPPEARED FOR SOME REASON

WHAT I SAID WAS THAT YOU CANNOT JUST COME IN EHRE WITHOUT SHOWING ME AN IMAGE AND THEN I DID AN ANGRY FACE AND MY POST WENT MISSING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# i mean, it's fine if you don't want to show us all an image, i guess
just thought it'd be nice, is all...
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# JUST WAIT A FUCKING SECOND YOU SHITHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# but I'm about to go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# TEXT
IN CAPSLOCK ATTRACTS YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK WE USE CAPS LOCK?
WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# SHIFT KEY ALL THE FUCKING WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I had to use capslock a few times yesterday after I burned my other hand.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Frankly this revelation has somewhat dampened my spirits
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# yeah
i suddenly feel like constant lower case
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# here, I just went back and deleted the two post i made with the caps lock yesterday.
can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# MY HEART IS A HARD AND FRIGHTENING PLACE MY FRIEND
YOU MUST MAKE A NEW EPIC ADVENTURE. I NEED TO SEE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. I NEED TO SEE CHARLIE SHEEN. I NEED TO SEE STALIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# That's fucking disgusting, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# well, fuck.
jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# You spend three years training your pinkies, and suddenly you hear THIS?
FUCK. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK UP AND GO HOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I BURNED MY FUCKING HAND.
FUCK YOU. MY PINKY HAD A BLISTER ON IT. I TYPED BUT TWO STANZAS AND I SHIT ON MY BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# YOU ONLY NEED TO BREAK ONCE TO BE CONSIDERED BROKEN.
I NEED TO GO AND DO SOME SERIOUS THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)
# TELL ME HOW I CAN BE FORGIVEN
DO MY THREE YEARS OF HILARIOUS COMEDY COUNT FOR ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# YOU NEED TO POST AN EPIC
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS SITUATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I'll try and make one, but this laptop kind of sucks for them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# BALLS?!
DYSLEXIA IS A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# YOU'RE SPOILING IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ITS A SHIFT KEY ITS A SHIFT KEY I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# PINKIE PRESS LEFT TO ACTIVATE
CAPSLOCK.

PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT TO ACTIVATE SHIFT, BUT PINKIE PRESS DOWN LEFT DOESN'T WANT TO STAY THERE

SO PINKIE PRESS CAPS LOCK....
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# YOUR PINKIE MULES ARE NOT STRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# I HAVE BETTER USES FOR MY PINKIE
FOR EXAMPLE I'D MUCH RATHER PUT IT UP MY NOSE FOR SOME GOOD OLD DIGGIN'

*shouts* BOGGIES!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# HA
WELL I AM NOT A REAL MAN, IN FACT MY PENIS SIZE IS SOO SMALL I HAVE TO USE A MICROSCOPE AND TWEEZERS TO JERK OFF....

YOU WERN'T EXPECTING THAT NOW WERE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# oh trust me, I knew it the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# :-
^^ actual size
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# BUILD UP YOUR MULES FOR GODS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I bestow an imaginary click on that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# WHAT IS A CAPSLOCK
 
largecapitalletters.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
THESE LETTERS GET YOUR ATTENTION?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# NO.
 
LARGER PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# WTF?
PINKY CRU DOES NOT FORGIVE PREPARE FOR JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# FUCKING YEAH
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# OH HELLS YEAH AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.
 
TONIGHT IS SO DISGUSTING AND PERVERTED I CAN'T EVEN SHOW YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I CANNOT COMPREHEND THE AWESOMNITY THIS SUGGESTS
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# aw yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# NED TOONZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# i just realised this cake says 'old mommy' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Hahah
It really does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Happy b3ta day Doctor.
PIZZA!!!\
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)