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# I walked past an old couple today and I waved at them and said 'Hi!'.
They smiled and waved back.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Sometimes, when I'm walking down a busy street,
I like to pretend that I have a 12 foot rainbow afro that is rubbing up in everyone's faces and making them happy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# just make sure that you aint sitting in front of them at a cinema
otherwise your afro will turn those smiles back up-side down to a frown :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I don't really go to movies,
but everyone would be happier in my rainbow afro than they could possibly be in a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Big flies are just like tiny little puppy dogs.
They only want to have fun with you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# But you dont find worms sticking out of fly poo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Why are people so mean to flies?
They're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I used to know a schitzophrenic guy that called big flies
"Gods Helicopters"
He also badly crashed his car on the highway because "The devil was chasing him"
Why and how he had a licence I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# That's a lovely story.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Thank you
I am a lovely man I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Excellent.
It is a good thing that you both know this and are this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i sorted out an elerdly lady's profile bed the other day...
and i never swiped her meds!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# It's good to help the elderly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# But they didn't say 'Hi' back?
You should have taken the gaffer tape off of their mouths first.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I live in a fairly high crime area, so they may have been a little taken aback that a youth might address them pleasantly.
I like to think that I left the place happier than it was when I walked past.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *test*
Yes, there has definitely been a peak in lulliness nearby you.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
# It is good that someone else may know this.
I hope you also are nice to those around you.

"It's nice to be nice, and it doesn't cost anything."

That's what the homeless guy that lives near my Dad's place says.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)