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(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# no wonder it crashed
look at all that chocolate on the road
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Are you sure that isn't
fear poo from all the passengers?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I dunno
I can't smell it
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Maybe
the chemical toilet burst on impact.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Or it's a huge colony of ants migrating
They'll never use National Coaches again. That'll learn 'em.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# The driver's colostomy bag
flew out the window and when he reached out to grab it, well, the details are just too painful...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# This would explain why he was packed with alcohol when they found him*
*May not in fact explain anything.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This was all minutes down the road from me
Had helicopters flying overhead for HOURS yesterday afternoon
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# were they rescuing some guy from a shark?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Did you get any good eye-witness pictures?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Sadly not
Lived close enough to the M1 long enough to know not to leave the house when they're flying over - couldn't get more than two minutes down the road
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ah, good point.

btw, RIS on your sig?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# A tipper truck
full of hardcore (pfft) did exactly the same thing just up the road from here yesterday.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# you guys get all the fun
I found a bottle in the road this morning

that's as exciting as it gets
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I got a rock.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)