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# don't you opress me
when I'm on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# No, honestly; if I get the horn in a public by accident
she is the first thing I try to desperately visualize in my head

it generally works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# she brings the situation to a swift and satisfying climax?
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# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Depends, everything about the woman tends to quell any sexual or intellectual desire, so I tend to reach a swift conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I hate getting the horn in PE.
I did today because we were playing badminton. BAD-FUCKING-MINTON

MOST OF THE GROUP ARE GIRLS!

I also tend to be afflicted during speeches in front of the class, and while rehearsing in drama. In front of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# oh the joys of youth.
i wish i could say it'll change but it won't.

it's just more difficult to get away with as you get older.
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# It's pretty difficult as it is ;)
The worst one was yesterday in the swimming pool.

We're the only ones there, my dad, my sister and I, until this family comes in, a few kids, one of which is a girl. The eldest (must have been about 15 or 16). Her cossie had a habit of going pretty much transparent.

Needless to say, I "needed the toilet".

I had to crouch down, with suspicious looks from my dad and sister, whom I'd left sitting in the jacuzzi.

Edit: She shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# That QOTW was last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I couldn't think of much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# /Chris Langham's blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
URL?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# www.I'minfuckingjailandmycocksbeenflusheddowntheloo,com
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# *clicks*
meh, needs more horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Good god! We don't need the graphic details matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# unless you get a job as a PE teacher
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)