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# Similar but oh so different
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# YOU SICK EVIL TWISTED PERVERTED FILTHY FIEND
this is simply to hideous to imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# don't you opress me
when I'm on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# No, honestly; if I get the horn in a public by accident
she is the first thing I try to desperately visualize in my head

it generally works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# she brings the situation to a swift and satisfying climax?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Depends, everything about the woman tends to quell any sexual or intellectual desire, so I tend to reach a swift conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I hate getting the horn in PE.
I did today because we were playing badminton. BAD-FUCKING-MINTON

MOST OF THE GROUP ARE GIRLS!

I also tend to be afflicted during speeches in front of the class, and while rehearsing in drama. In front of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# oh the joys of youth.
i wish i could say it'll change but it won't.

it's just more difficult to get away with as you get older.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# It's pretty difficult as it is ;)
The worst one was yesterday in the swimming pool.

We're the only ones there, my dad, my sister and I, until this family comes in, a few kids, one of which is a girl. The eldest (must have been about 15 or 16). Her cossie had a habit of going pretty much transparent.

Needless to say, I "needed the toilet".

I had to crouch down, with suspicious looks from my dad and sister, whom I'd left sitting in the jacuzzi.

Edit: She shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# That QOTW was last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I couldn't think of much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# /Chris Langham's blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
URL?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# www.I'minfuckingjailandmycocksbeenflusheddowntheloo,com
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# *clicks*
meh, needs more horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Good god! We don't need the graphic details matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# unless you get a job as a PE teacher
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I don't know....I can imagine quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah!
Get her out of the suit first!
Mmm...naked
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# and lick the mould from her folds
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# She would get any mould
if she was with me!
WHAT AM I SAYING ...WHAT IM A I SAYING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)
# check under her bosoms
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i'd just as soon kiss a wookiee
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# that can be arranged
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)
# You bent my wookiee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# yet equally arousing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Do not want hug in a mug.

TJ: Is anyone using Photoshop CS2 or below in Vista? If so, is layer dragging laggy for anyone else? It'd be handy to know if it's just me or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Argh! Yeti!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)