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# Oh blimey
You don't have one of those fridges with a monitor and keyboard do you?

I kid you not, a couple of years ago they were advertised on the telly.

'Surf while you pour milk into your tea!' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# nah
but because the house is all tidied and de-cluttered for viewings the kitchen table is the best place to plonk the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I find my keyboard fills up with food and it's not even in the kitchen!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# that's down to the little black holes they put under each key... drags in foods from miles away
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# After a few days
I tip up the keyboard onto a plate and have a full meal!

Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that's because you are typing with your fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Speaking of food
I had curried vegetable pie, carrot and potato mash and marrowfat peas for me tea.

It was braw! What did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# i had a sainsbury's chicken saag masala, with proper (ie, not pierce-film-lid) rice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# then you need this
www.b3ta.com/board/7633870
2nd link.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i enjoyed the first link more
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# At least one of your items was home-made
so you get a big tick for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# the lady's out this evening, so i'm only cooking for meself
so laziness is permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I Had a domino's Pepperoni Passion
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The last time I took apart a mouse
there was enough bits of tobacco to roll a kingsize roll-up within it (not that I did, of course)

It kinda solved the riddle as to why it wasn't working
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Oh goody, one of these
I had Hoppin' John (American rice 'n' beans) with cabbage, weird veggie protein and hot sauce.

Raspberries, yoghurt and vanilla sugar for afters.

And a beer (Stella).
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Eep veggie protein (TVP?) is foul
no matter how you dress it up (imho).

Rice and beans is ace though.

I have taken the rest of the chopped mango and am currently making a trifle \o/

Yay for pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's not to everyone's taste but I like it
Yum, trifle.

WRT our conversation yesterday, I ended up having ice cream, banana, chocolate syrup and Supercook 'Fancy pants range' Belgian chocolate sprinkles.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)