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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Micto, read this guy's qotw answers when you have a moment
I'm truly in awe. His 'being told off as an adult' is a great read, and the 'confessions of sleepwalking' has shards of ... well, I won't go there on here.

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=58140

I've contacted him in the hopes of finding out more. If interested, I'll keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)
# ah....
depression.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# the muse of creativity
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)
# indeed.
Some of them are bloody long, yet no board posts?

Makes you wonder what the point of joining was...

/coming off the prozac blog
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# i don't understand the cult of the qotw
if you want to talk bollocks, go to /talk, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# me?
or the manic depressive?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# neither
i don't 'get' people who solely post on the qotw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah,
I suppose.

It is a puerile digital arts community isn't it?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# i'm not in the mood for that many words tonight
what's the gist?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)
# bookmark it for later
I just enjoyed the flow of words
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# will do
the style of the sleepwalking one (the shortest) reminded me of dan rhodes
who is well worth reading 'anthropology' had me in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# *amazons*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# sample page:
my girlfriend had been unemployed for ages. so i was delighted when she finally applied for a job
she filled in the form in her best handwriting, but got stuck when they asked her to list all her hobbies
'i've put smoking' she said 'but i can't think of anything else' i racked my brains, but i couldn't think of anything either.
'well,' i said eventually, 'you could put sex, you enjoy making love to me, don't you?'
'no,' she said, chewing her pen. 'not any more. i'll put hill walking. it's not as if they're going to check up on me'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
I'm buying it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# it's 101 little stories of that length
and they are all gold
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Excellent Amazon review...
Unbeleivably repetitive, essentially the same story retold 99 times (the other is a recycling of an old, if rather good joke about a funeral, by far the best of the 100). No real emotion or wit, just occasionally intriguing opening lines ending in fey aren't-I-clever punchlines.

This is a "concept" book - 100 tiny stories, with the obligatory double cover and quote from iD magazine on the front. A book for people who like being seen with books but find reading tiresome...
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)
# well,
that review can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Me too please!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# keep you posted you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I've just done a very drunken cover of C'est La Vie
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha
upload it!

i'm considering recording a version of theneville's 'colm meaney song'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I might redo this when sober, it's got potential :(
hold on I'll upload now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# we need music for the detective noir novel we are collaborating on, interested?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# well, i'm not really very good
so it would probably not be worth considering me
but i shall have a look for the third man theme tabs, if you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# you seem to forget we can't write... we can't draw and we all have poor moustaches :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# ^
with added goatee, or some semblance therof
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# that's the spirit!
think suspense, mystery intrigue, lemon meringue, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)