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# Slow board t'night
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Yeah, it's dead 'round these parts.
But this certainly got a 2am laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# How telepathetic is that . . .
I was just thinking of The Two Ronnies earlier, wondering if . . .
And here you've gone and done it . . . in style ! Too funneh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# It may be dead, but this is WOO =] and gets a kleek!
*Cheeky TJ*
I have 2 sheets of paper left near me.

I'm bored and wish to draw something, so if anyone would like a portrait (not promising anything fantastic) I would be happy to do one, as I will be otherwise sitting here doing nothing.

If not, any suggestions for a modified animal? =]
So far I have:
Speedy turtle
Posh frog
Asexual kittinz
BUT DESIRE MORE =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# LATE-NIGHT LURKERS OF B3TA, SHOW YOURSELVES!

/just got here, 'ning all
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# 'NING FARTY =]
You ok?

AND WILLING TO PARTAKE IN PORTRAITING AND/OR ANIMAL IDEA.. GIVING...?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# well if you're going to draw something
...people generally agree that sexy nuns are the way to go.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I need source images, I remembered last night that I suck at being creative
I would post the ones I did today, but I don't have permission from the people I drew and respect privacy =]

Also, I haven't scanned in the one I did a couple of hours ago and I shall wake up the father if I try and do it now...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I'm going to work on yours tonight
...and I'll come back and let you know when it's done. Then it's "post it" time!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Awesome, thanks =]
You've rekindled the old love of art I used to have =P

I don't do so well with faces ever since I got angry at my old art teacher for generalising proportions and features.

I got really annoyed and avoided facial work for too long, and now I don't do so well with mouths.
Oh well =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I don't do well with any of that.
I just trace the outline from a photo and guess at the shading. To hell with proportions and actual artsy interpretation!

I cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Perhaps
a boxer kangadog . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I haven't actually done any animal combos
That might be a good plan =]

Although, I can imagine my combination of a kangaroo and a dog to be shocking, that's fo sheezy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Evening.
It's way too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Technically, it's early =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)
# If you put it like that..
..it still sucks.

Maybe I should do something creative other than watching Charlie Brooker on Youtube... ...Isn't gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# HOW ABOUT...




dance? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# I could perhaps pinch off a little dance...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:30, archived)
# A dog that is content and at peace with his life of imprisionment, servitude, and lowly position on the ladder of moral signifigance
or birds that piss napalm in major world cities
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# he did say
he has two sheets of paper
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Chameleon cum rude graffiti
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# a jewish snake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I guess you would not depict him in a turtleneck
WOULD YOU MR.POST BARE?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)
# depends if it's before or after the bris.
bunch of goddamn baby-mutilating barbarians.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# I wish I had a choice in the matter :(
Apparently I lost my foreskin during a time when it was thought medically sound to chop it off. I hear I'm missing a lot :( Maybe I'll just make like Roy Orbison and wrap it in cling film.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# sue your parents, the doctor, the hospital, and your national health service.
then kill everyone who ever wronged you.

these are the first steps to leading a happier life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# s l o w .
and now the two ronnies confess that they never actually cut any jokes from their programme.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# never actually HAD any jokes in their pogrom..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# exactly.
i only have dim memories of it being slightly less funny than the news.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I soooo hoped this would work,,,,but it doesnt
SO FUCKITY FUCK RIGHT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# nothing works, the world is going to hell with the lid off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# this deserves a pea
of my first ever b3ta pic

i'd like to think i'd improved since then, but it'd be a lie
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)