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# NAKED MAN! NOOOO!!!

He gets bigger every day...

Previously:
The True Cashew
Sandwich's b3taday cake
Queen Bee
Apocalypse
Horny Dragon
YIFF YIFF GRRR MEOW
Whoops
Honey and Lemon
Felt Cap
Awake
Ninja
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Well he should give them back
he's getting thumb prints all over the corneas. Hurrah for murderous and hugely appendaged naked man
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Jealous much?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Yes, I've always wanted to brutally murder a man in a top hat
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# You know what I meant.
And actually, the top hat fell off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# ;)
some hatpins or glue will sort that out for his next brutal murder
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)
# But that's his fetish - loose death-hats
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Up until then I was fine with his arousal
but that's just sick!

Sleepy time now. G'nite sir, sirs and/or madams
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Night!
*waves cock*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# cold dead jap's eye of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It's looking at him
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)
# It's going to strike..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# He seems to be aroused by murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# This went through my head as I drew it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Who isn't
I find myself erect just contemplating murder
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I find myself erect by thinking of the last girl I vectored ;)
But I'd never kill her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# He appears
to enjoy his work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7662401
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I see.
*fixes with gimlet eye like Cracker off the telly*

would you like to talk about those feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Fair enough.
You do have the right to remain silent.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
I'LL TALK!

I took it all, all the money!

I hid it under the floorboards! PLEASE DON'T HURT MY WIFE AND KIDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# They always crack in the end
Take him away, Penhaligan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MRS CRUSTINGTON-PYTHEDALE!
*leaps out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# What a tragic waste
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# *uses bat powers*
nananananananana batsam!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# DIBS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)
# PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE RIGOR MORTIS SETTING IN
IN THE MAN'S NETHER REGIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I LIKE IT WHEN THEY LIE STILL LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)
# WILL YOU DO ME THE PLEASURE OF SITTING ON THE DEAD GUY'S PENIS
SO THAT IT GOES UP YOUR BUM SO I CAN RECORD IT AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE WITH THE CAPTION "JOIN B3TA. WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SODOMISTIC NECROPHILIACS"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# THIS IS HOW I SUFFER FOR MY ART
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *LUBES UP*
RIGHT, BEND OVER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# what a way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)