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# of course, there is another problem....
(warning - don't read this if you are on the fence)

imagine in fifteen years you've both had failed relationships and she looks at you and says it all over again and you make mad passionate love and move in together and die in one another's arms when you're both ninety-three. you'd have wasted fifteen years of good fucktime before you got saggy!

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
i heart you.
see this post.
^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:33, archived)
# :)
if i ran a nursing home, i'd put shirts on the old people that read "i wasted fifteen years of good fucktime before i got saggy!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:35, archived)
# I'd wear one!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:37, archived)
# *puts the shirt on him, feeds him the gruel of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)
# *coughs*
It's still got those 'sprinkles' I didn't like last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)
# It eats the gruel that's given him
or else it gets the hose again.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)
# I'm beginning to see a correlation
between getting the hose and the amount of sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# more alzheimers for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Fucking hell, man!
Alzheimer's AND gruel!? I'll never fit in my bikini at this rate!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)
# you've got beaky knees.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:13, archived)
# It's a bloody MEDICAL CONDITION.
stop teasing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)