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# i had eggs on bread
because that's all the food i have
and i have no keys to my front door so i cant go shopping, i've run out of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *lobs a pint of milk throughTuTTs window*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# if only you lived near a cow with really long teats
you wouldn't have to go out to get milk, you could have your own fresh supply draped through the window

*ponders patent*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *beats nibus to it*
New Udder-Stretchers™ from Freebs Industries

Ideal for Monday morning milk delivery through the window satisfaction.

*Cow Not Supplied
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
how much are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i'll charge 11p
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# DEAL!
ha ha ha sucker
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)