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# oroight missus
sorry i didn't say hello earlier, i was terribly hungry after that shoppage. now I'm back and full as a cucumber and life is good with my instant cappuccino mixed with proper coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# nothing more filling than a cucumber
'ningles!

coffee - good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# o_O
dirty, dirty girl

what about a marrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# depends on the girth
cucumber's doable but I was once defeated by a butternut squash
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *pleasing mental imagery*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
dirty, dirty Mink
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# did i say pleasing?
i meant disturbing*




*arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Oh just look at them!
Butternut squashes are asking for it!

Don't tell me it has never occured to you ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *blushes*
Occurred, yes. Attempted, no....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# You obviously don't go vegetable shopping in the right company
...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Don't buy butternut squash full stop
It's expensive, a bugger to prepare and so not worth it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I quite like it actually
but I could be being overly sentimental hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# it's never occurred to me
I put a bacardi breezer bottle up my arse when I was 17 but it almost sucked my insides out. That is how I learned about vacuums.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *bam*
and awaaaaayyyyyy over the hills on my magical horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Urghhhhhhhhhh
bacardi breezer

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)