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# I forgot about that!
I need food!

It took me a while to figure out why they where celebrating the day of the unit. I though it was some metric stuff.

In the other news: I just got head from a 40K yo neanderthal! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# wow
did she give you a hairy tit wank?


too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Bummer! I forgot to ask about the sex!
Does it count if it's a fossil?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# o_O
... I suppose it could've been worse. If you videoed it, you could educate america with it.

also, I would be happy to have a day of celebration for moving away from imperial measurement.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# the imperial system is far superior to the fucking metric bollocks
cos you can divide things by three, as well as four
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# mmmm metric bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yes, but I went to primary school in the 80s
so when people talk to me in inches, I find it hard to understand properly, having said that, I only know my height in feet, which brings me further confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ah
i've had to measure stuff a lot of the previous few years, and i find imperial much easier to use

the only cunt is doing mental conversions in wickes in order to get the right size bitsa of wood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)