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# my first go at those!


and my hangover is better.

And pimp my puppet for compo
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(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# woo!
day off on wed! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I forgot about that!
I need food!

It took me a while to figure out why they where celebrating the day of the unit. I though it was some metric stuff.

In the other news: I just got head from a 40K yo neanderthal! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# wow
did she give you a hairy tit wank?


too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Bummer! I forgot to ask about the sex!
Does it count if it's a fossil?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# o_O
... I suppose it could've been worse. If you videoed it, you could educate america with it.

also, I would be happy to have a day of celebration for moving away from imperial measurement.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# the imperial system is far superior to the fucking metric bollocks
cos you can divide things by three, as well as four
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# mmmm metric bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yes, but I went to primary school in the 80s
so when people talk to me in inches, I find it hard to understand properly, having said that, I only know my height in feet, which brings me further confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ah
i've had to measure stuff a lot of the previous few years, and i find imperial much easier to use

the only cunt is doing mental conversions in wickes in order to get the right size bitsa of wood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# we had a muppet challenge fairly recently
robots, however, are perrenially ace
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# did you
or anybody else
watch london ink last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# not me
i was too busy crying and playing the blues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# silly boy
don't you know playing the blues leads to crying?
and vice versa?

anyway, some guy got a robot tattooed on his leg.
it was awesome.

and a former glamour model got some stars tattooed on her arse.
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# how very odd
i take it that this some sort of 'day in the life of a tatto parlour' type documentary?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yeh
I see it more as "watch people regrettably scar themselves for life with something hideous or innane"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I quite like the idea of getting a tattoo
but I really don't know what to get.

I wouldn't be getting stars or daft shite like that. I'd want something meaningful.

Since you are tattooed, how did you choose yours, apart from the more obvious recent one. You've got a 05 don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i have a very stylised dragon
cos i was born in the year of the dragon

an 05
cos my son was born in 2005

and an on off switch set to off
cos i'm a poncy pretentious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Will you get an 08 as well then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# i'm going to get
VIII

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Where?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# in a tattoo shop
*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# there *points*
i'm just kidding!

at a tattoo parlour

i'm still kidding

on my right shoulder next to the 05
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I see
are you chinese? :P

Just kidding.

Cool, that's fair enough, I would like a tattoo that meant something, but not much has happened in my life so far. I might get a tattoo for the girl I manage to go out with for more than 6 months...

Tattoos that mean something obviously aren't always good www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# sweet mother of god
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# fuck the Lord
that's poor
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :(
that' sthe worse thing ever! I really cannot look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# bloody hell thats bad
but I have a feeling this guy is going to regret this in a few years
www.bmeink.com/A70925/high/bmepb616337.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That guy's got enormous tits
...for a guy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *drowns in mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I also hope this guy is a girl
otherwise dibs on moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I think we found the culprit
www.bmeink.com/A70913/high/bmepb609449.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Robots can suck my dick!
 




and perform other tasks as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
You are the porno Doctor Who. aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# aceness!
I likes the scales on the wings classy shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ta.
I forgot the shadow though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)