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# He is a twunt
Made me laugh, but was a total twunt at it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
I have no idea what that means. Women's tastes bewilder me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Worked with him for two weeks
He was generally very funny, but completely up himself, which spoilt the effect
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I was rather pissed off with him
as my mate had already said she wasn't interested twice, as she had a bloke. but he just would not fuck off. he even did the "do you know who i am bit".

I must admit he did have a pleasing arse for spankage. Stung the hand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# He was still with Isla Fisher at the time
She was lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I think he was still with Anna Friel when I gave him a smack
another reason to hate him, as I loved Anna Friel at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ....
almost manages to avoid making quite rude comment
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# how rude?
are you implying my joof is disgusting?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# speaking of which
only in germany...

smellmeand.com (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# will perhaps not click that since im at work...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# here is an "explanation"
jezebel.com/gossip/smell-tests/

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# haha
bloody hell, now I'm really wondering what it smells like...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Fucksake!
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# nothing says "wanker" like...
a vial of vulva scent to jerk off at lez porn.

I love the classy marketing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ooooh right! i see
so it's not an every day dab on the wrists and behind the ears perfume then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's not how they sell it ;)
I wonder if you can put it in food.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# haha
I think it would go well on bacon... or perhaps avocado...

what am i saying?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It'll just be the stuff out of tins of tuna in brine
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# brine perhaps?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
# yeah, with bits of tuna in
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I was thinking fish or oyster sauce
maybe I could start a competing business.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha the hell!
great logo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Men's tastes are equally baffling, perhaps?
Meh, everyone's a fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# it wasn't a sexist comment
I just meant, I don't understand why ladies like ugly tossers but don't like me.

I'm going to write a poem about it on my arm, with a razor blade.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I don't know what you look like
So couldn't comment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# He's actually really HAWT
in a trendy young thing way

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *blushes*
I wasn't fishing, I'm just in a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# :(
I wasn't biting!

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# aww
go on :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Too brown?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# X(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# oh make it
we need all the entertainment we can get

well, I do :(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)