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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# haha I can't work out what's going on
I thought he was matrix dodging it at first
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
*will assume that's Darren Day*

Woo yay hoopla you busy loon.

this is an artifact, THIS is an atrifact - this is artifact!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# yeah, but I'm busy
and on my ultra bright monitor it looked fine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# :D
I'm a git

I'm just really struggling with a forlourn chinese emperor... in an umber... to be honest, I've given up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# haha
I hate that man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I met him
And can confirm that while he may have a nice arse, he is a total arse.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# that's a Venn diagram just asking to be made
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *spies procrastination opportunity*
Of course I would need to see arses to be able to know I was putting them in the right place
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# 'Dear David Tennant...'
'I need to see your arse. Trust me, it's all in the name of Science.'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# it worked for russel t davies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7664655
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# venomous venn diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# it could probably be designed in such a way as to resemble an arse too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# You should have joined in ours
:)
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I slapped his arse really hard in a club in glasgow, then ran away.
He was sleazing onto one of my mates who was trying to escape him. He gave chase, but fell for the old run "round the corner and hide" trick and ran right past me. Mnnngh.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# He is a twunt
Made me laugh, but was a total twunt at it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
I have no idea what that means. Women's tastes bewilder me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Worked with him for two weeks
He was generally very funny, but completely up himself, which spoilt the effect
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I was rather pissed off with him
as my mate had already said she wasn't interested twice, as she had a bloke. but he just would not fuck off. he even did the "do you know who i am bit".

I must admit he did have a pleasing arse for spankage. Stung the hand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# He was still with Isla Fisher at the time
She was lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I think he was still with Anna Friel when I gave him a smack
another reason to hate him, as I loved Anna Friel at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ....
almost manages to avoid making quite rude comment
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# how rude?
are you implying my joof is disgusting?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# speaking of which
only in germany...

smellmeand.com (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# will perhaps not click that since im at work...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# here is an "explanation"
jezebel.com/gossip/smell-tests/

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# haha
bloody hell, now I'm really wondering what it smells like...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Fucksake!
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# nothing says "wanker" like...
a vial of vulva scent to jerk off at lez porn.

I love the classy marketing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ooooh right! i see
so it's not an every day dab on the wrists and behind the ears perfume then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's not how they sell it ;)
I wonder if you can put it in food.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# haha
I think it would go well on bacon... or perhaps avocado...

what am i saying?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# It'll just be the stuff out of tins of tuna in brine
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# brine perhaps?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
# yeah, with bits of tuna in
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I was thinking fish or oyster sauce
maybe I could start a competing business.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha the hell!
great logo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Men's tastes are equally baffling, perhaps?
Meh, everyone's a fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# it wasn't a sexist comment
I just meant, I don't understand why ladies like ugly tossers but don't like me.

I'm going to write a poem about it on my arm, with a razor blade.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I don't know what you look like
So couldn't comment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# He's actually really HAWT
in a trendy young thing way

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *blushes*
I wasn't fishing, I'm just in a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
# :(
I wasn't biting!

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# aww
go on :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Too brown?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# X(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# oh make it
we need all the entertainment we can get

well, I do :(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# good christ man
*sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# bit q n d, but...
www.b3ta.com/board/7664464
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# arf
a bit too brown though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I knew that was you before I saw the username




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(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# that's good isn't it?
it is, right?


good?


yes?

no?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
*strokes*



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(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)