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# *peers over glasses*
veeerry interesting. I would like to hazard a Freudian interpretation of those dreams. I think perhaps you are scared of wolves and foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# wolves, possibly
but the fox one i put down to being in hospital and medicated out of my gourd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I swear a wolf followed me recently
I was walking home and heard the most vicious barking ever following me down the road.

I believe I mentioned this last night in the paranoia conversation =]

I was so jumpy that night, when a bunny rustled the bush next to me I nearly shat myself...

NOT COOL, SCARY ANIMALS =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i think you might have mentioned it
i'm not normally bothered by rabbits, but watership down scared the shit out of me when i was a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Never seen it
The bunny didn't scare me, it was the loud rustling that made me jump.

Don't a lot of bunnieseseses die in Watership Down? =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# yes. and a seagull says piss off.
but there's an evil rabbit called woundwort, he's just creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Ya big jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Shush you =[
It was a spookyspookfest, and I don't cope well with dogs/dog-like-animals..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i'm like that with cats.
kittens are okay, but they grow into cats! they get more evil as they grow, i know this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Kittens are nice, but adult cats can be mean.
My cat hates me, and will make an effort to leave the room when I enter..

EVEN THOUGH I FEED THE BLOODY THING..

I was at my friend's house earlier and his cat nearly bit his toe, and yanked his sock off with his claws just missing his big toe.

They can be meanies =[

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# i agree with terry pratchett
cats will only tolerate humans until someone invents a tin opener that can be operated by paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Ha
Too true.

If cats ever had opposable thumbs, they would probably rule the world with an iron paw.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# they can piss off!
the world shall be MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Curses!
I was hoping to invent a giant creature to do my bidding and take over the world for me...

Hopefully, I invent a time machine, sent it back a while, and that invention happens to be you...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i wasn't invented
i'm pretty sure my parents had sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# ah.
Nothing like a bit of morphine to stimulate the old imagination. Just ask Coleridge. He was a bugger for the laudanum.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# morphine is wonderful stuff!
especially if you're on the gas as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# my friend's dad
was on two bottles of kaolin and morphine a day at one point. Heroin would've been so much easier. And less chalky.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# kaolin and morphine is rank!
he should have stuck to robitussin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# mmmm....
or Benilyn. Benylin? Whatever. Half a bottle and you're dancing with the pixies in noddyland.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *amends shopping list to include benylin*
any messages for the pixies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Ask them
if they've got that little plastic measuring spoon. I can't find it.

*glugs from bottle anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)