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# aww, looks like he's adapted well though.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I want his pockets!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# but you have one of your own just like it
*runs like FUCK*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# good lord
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# i know
i'm surprised myself that i wrote it
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# tut tut
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That's it, Apheksky
You're a dead man
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *winning smile*
*opens cupboard door revealing massive collection
of sex toys, whips, paddles and more*

*scarpers*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# What a coincidence
ladies have often commented that I have an elephant in my trousers
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# !
Is it coz it's all grey, wrinkly and never forgets?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Might just be
the smell.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Not so much the smell
more the fact that it steals buns and squirts water
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)