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# Bless him, now he's got some time to go sight-seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *sings Poisoning Pigeons in the Park*
Lovely work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
#
"but they still go for peanuts when coated with cy-a-nide...."


:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# 'The sun's shining bright, everything seems alright!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# with a loaf of mother's pride, and a touch of cyanide
persecuting pidgeons in trafalgor square
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# That too - giggled like a loon first time I heard that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# With some stuff that looks like paint,
but I promise you it aint!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# He's DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I didn't say the photo was taken today.
Although it's quite sunny in town today.

Yet In my heart it's still pissing down.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Awwwwwww
*big hug*

It's Friday ... let us swiftly put up the emotional umbrella of booze.

BTW all the denizens aren't dead, they've just dispersed ... and I doubt Jack is, either ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I've got a one-track mind.
The only words that registered there were ''Booze' and 'Jack'. Mmmmm Nice JD & Coke.

*saunters over the road to the boozer*

Barkeep, when you have a moment!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# he won't have heard that
as you accidentally typed it into the internet
instead of saying it outloud
(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha, noooo!
Also, who said TV news was dumbing down?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# good
riddance

is all I have to say about that
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^ What he said, with extra Ice Magic on top.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# mint flavour?
and don't forget the hundreds and thousands :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# But, of course
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# good
because if you had suggested orange flavour, I would have had to come round your house and slap you with a wet fish. And that would have taught you a lesson. I'm not sure what lesson. But a lesson none-the-less.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You're a harsh task-master.
But I like your brand of educational justice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Thank god I can at last watch some BBC bulletins without her fizzog turning up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# is it wrong
to want to bundle her into my apartment and tie her to the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Although I have an immense amount of respect for you as a person,
I'm afraid the answer is 'Yes'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# damn
oh well. at least i won't have to share her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# is it wrong
to want to bundle her into my apartment and tie her to the bed? stab her repeatedly in the face whilst shouting "get the fuck off my television you trowelled up whore".

Nope, don't think so.

EDIT - just to add, in case this stupid bint does actually get stabbed repeatedly in the face, by a total loon, it wasn't me. Honest.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# feckin Office Guffaw!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahah
i think i love you
(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha
i won't be using a knife, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# "EDIT - just to add, in case this stupid bint does actually get stabbed repeatedly in the face, by a total loon, it wasn't me. Honest."
probably me mistaking a knife for my penis again. you wouldn't believe the trouble i got in last time.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# As long as you
weren't trying to cut the sunday roast...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Lasagne
Fresh from the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Yikes...
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Haha, woo!
woo!Ace shadowage =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Most kind, sir. Most Kind.
*attempts to do Elizabethan-era complicated bow involving a big hat*

*falls over in the attempt*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# He he
Even creatures of pure evil need a day off.
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ning, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)