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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# heheh
has anyone been watching 'Meet the Natives' on C4?

I have a horrible sad suspicion there is going to be an awful denouement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# i keep forgetting it's on
so, having not seen it, am i justified in thinking that it's very very patronising in a 'look at these silly darkies! they don't know what a hoover is!' kind of way?
(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# it's not too bad in that respect
I'm not sure why they've divided it into 'classes' though - the Manc people they chose for the 'working class' were the only ones with any humility

the toff guy is just painful to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# It's not actually
It's very enlightening.
(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# YES!!!
Oh its ace, I love the way everyone kinda goes into "holy crap these guys are nuts, but don't insult them" mode when ever they go on about Prince Phillip
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I have a book entitled
"the wit of prince philip"

suprisingly, it's more than 1 page long :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Does it start off with
"Bloody Natives" said in a posh accent?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# he's such an embassador for this nation
when you think about it, he probably is :/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Have you seen the "Adventures of Prince Phillip" strip in Viz?
"Here, Chinky - dry your slitty eyes on this hankie - you haven't so much lost a dog as gained a Chinese meal, what what?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Ah offensive humour
the highest form of comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Er... it's taking the piss out of what an offensive, racist arse Prince Phillip is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# he's bloody foreign as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I know, I think its funny
DAMN YOU INTERNET WORDS!!
/no body language over the net blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I read the description, something about the working class
Which always annoys me, because "Working class" now means "thick chav" in media-speak. So I avoided it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# they were the only ones with any family values - the Tories would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# i was a bit concerned about that
but over all i thought they were a nice enough family, dad even went to the trouble of learning a few words of the guests lingo.
as mighty nimbus said, the toff is painful to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Blimey, so when they said "Working Class", they actually meant it.
I'm no class warrior, but my family comes from a working class background and when the media use the term to mean "underclass" it grinds my gears.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# yes.
i think it's all of the lovely, i know it's a bit well staged, but the fella's little speech at the end of his custom dance brings a tear to my eye.
i love those guys.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# they are wise folks
I turned to the Mrs afterwards and asked if we could go and live on that island becasue everyone seems so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Shopped images only please...
woo!

*don't be alarmed
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Beware Greeks bearing marker pens
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# HA HA!
that Crazy old guy, I love him
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
I think it's about the fourth time today I have said: Perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)