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# 'BUT I DON'T NEEEEED UNDERPANTS!'
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# surely this capslock thing is undermining
your normal modus operandi?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I AM NOT USING THE CAPS LOCK, I AM A MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MIGHTY PINKIES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# strength of 10 goats!
I know gronky, I know - but how many others will be able to tell the difference?
You are being undermined I tell you, don't stand for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU SAY I AM BEING UNDERMINED WHEN I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL UNDERSTOOD?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# And when they desert you tomorrow?
What then? How will you feel then?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# FOR A BRIEF MOMENT THERE WILL BE A FEELING OF TRANQUILITY AND ACCEPTANCE.
THEN THERE SHALL BE CAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I AM A REAL MAN. I AM AN ISLAND. I DO NOT HAVE MANBOOBS.
I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND. I AM AN ISLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# THE DOOR OF MY FRIDGE IS ALMOST OBLITERATED
FROM ALL MY TRAINING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# MAY I ASK WHAT YOU USE TO HAVE A QUICK RAKE AROUND IN AN ITCHY EAR?
OBVIOUSLY USING YOUR PINKY WOULD DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# NOT AT ALL.
THE MIGHT OF MY PINKIES IS SECOND ONLY TO THEIR PERFECT PRECISION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# IMPRESSIVE. MAY I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PINKY-CARE NEWSLETTER?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# YOU MUST PUNISH YOUR PINKIES BEFORE YOU CAN SHOW THEM TRUE CARE.
THEY NEED TO BE DRIVEN INTO A BUCKET OF HOT SAND UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER FEEL THEM.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE READY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I WILL MAKE PREPERATIONS MY PINKY MESSIAH
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)