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# happy birthday
is that you?!

if so PHWOOOOOOOAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# he's a bit young for you isn't he?
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *scowls*
yes, obviously, but he is hairy and scruffy and therefore shows potential
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# you're so sexy when you scowl
RAR
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I've got a beard on my arse
I call it arsebeard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ooh me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# is it still braided?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# yes
with little silver bells tied on the ends
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# oo no
I tried that, the jingling attracted a centipede
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# oh noes!
centipedes are all of the scary and I would not want one near my arse-beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *SPANK*
*jingle jingle jingle*

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Afraid not. My beard is not nearly so luxuriant *cries*
I have the tits to make up for it though :)
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# oh well
tits are ace so good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THE BEARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# You are Jesus cheating at Hide n' Seek
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# handhole
handhole

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# it's so true
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)