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# Some days I dream I'm a wigwam
Some days I dream I'm a teepee

Relax - you're too tense!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I like these jokes:
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

That's the least of your problems, you have AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Doctor doctor
I can only raise my arms this high -o-

How high could you raise them before?

This high \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# pfft
Doctor, doctor I feel like I'm invisible...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains
fuck off out my office you freakish bitch
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Doctor doctor
I can only see spots!

Have you seen an EYE doctor?

No, just spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Doctor, doctor, there's a great big strawberry stuck in my cunt ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# is there a punchline to this...
or are you just trying to conjure up a lovely mental image?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# oh sorry, I didn't realise we were doing jokes
it's actually true

punchline = I have some cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# too late
now I have too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# GO TIGER TIM!
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# o_0


do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *waits expectantly*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
#
corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk/2007/04/16/doctor-doctor-joke/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)