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# apologies to whoever originally designed this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *spangs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# PFFFT!
PACHEY
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha
and ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahahahaahahahaha!
speaking of which time for a Scottish snack.

*fires up deep fat frier*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Mars Bar?
Or Dime Bar?

'ning sexy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Dime Bar today
Trying to cut down on my calorie intake

'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Stonner
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# *splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Problem?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# (I know exactly what the name means)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# It's always worth checking Urban Dictionary
when you get that odd feeling you've said something rude by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
#
They are 'Diam' Bars now . How shitty is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Daim, isn't it?
isn't it?They still taste the same though which let's face it is the main thing =)

'ning dude
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# that's the fella! I'm still weeping over the day that Marathons were changed to Snickers *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I refer you to my previous post =)
Mmmm peanutty...

*wants*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# And don't get me started on the whole Opal Fruit / Starburst thing.... *seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# they're now called what?
tends not to eat many sweeties these days, how the hell can a little choccy bar be 50-60p.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Totally Laim!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# whats that scottish thing they stick in the fryer thats an heart attack waiting to happen..
isn't it like kebab meat and batter and some other 'meat'?
it sounded delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# probably battered Lard
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
my mouths watering at the thought
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# um Deep Fried Haggis?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# the Stauner, i think
was a kebab, deep fried in batter, with two battered sausages and chips
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# haha yes
I lived two doors away from the chip shop that invented "the Stauner"! They have all the newspaper cuttings all over the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Ah
or as its known around these parts "The reason Heart disease has increased 16%"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# scottish heart disease has been increasing by tens of percents for years now
what a couple of fucking heroes we are, 10,395% heart disease and we're still living.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# well, 90% of you are anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# 90%
what happened to the rest?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ohh god yes!!
it would be worth going up there for that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Like I said
Stonner
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# quiet you!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# now i think of it, i think you have the right spelling
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I honestly have no idea
Never seen it written down
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# google liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# When my Glaswegian mate says he has a stonner
he is generally not refering to his supper
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# does it mean that supper's finished
and it's time for your medicine? :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hoots mon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# We're gonna deep fry yer tower
deep fry yer tooooooooooo-wer!

/reminisces
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Spang?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# MY EYES!!!
MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Some days I dream I'm a wigwam
Some days I dream I'm a teepee

Relax - you're too tense!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I like these jokes:
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

That's the least of your problems, you have AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Doctor doctor
I can only raise my arms this high -o-

How high could you raise them before?

This high \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# pfft
Doctor, doctor I feel like I'm invisible...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains
fuck off out my office you freakish bitch
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Doctor doctor
I can only see spots!

Have you seen an EYE doctor?

No, just spots!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Doctor, doctor, there's a great big strawberry stuck in my cunt ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# is there a punchline to this...
or are you just trying to conjure up a lovely mental image?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# oh sorry, I didn't realise we were doing jokes
it's actually true

punchline = I have some cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# too late
now I have too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# GO TIGER TIM!
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# o_0


do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *waits expectantly*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
#
corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk/2007/04/16/doctor-doctor-joke/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# apple fritters on chapel street market
remind me of my childhood and my granny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# her fanny batter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# OI!!!
you've defiled one of my fondest memories.
*plots nasty revenge.

edit/having looked at your profile, there's no need, god beat me to it:)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# fool!
i AM god!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# bugger!
*resumes plotting
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ..and I'm omnipresent
so pull up your pants and put that poodle down NOW
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Banana fritters every weekend remind me of my fith heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Oof - and arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# ho ho!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# ME
ha ha
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# sorry
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# :)
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)