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# What about
people with no eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# no badge
easy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# But what if someone with eyes
removes or - God forbid - LOSES their badge?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# i'm afraid my brain cannot comprehend such debauchary
(spelling)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha!

What a crazy notion! Wouldn't they die of asphyxiation or something like that? Now I'm no biometrician, but I know from the teaching of the Bible that eyes suck Jesus' love out of the air, and that is how we breath.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I'm reliably informed
that glass eyes can provide adequate replacements so that the de-eyed can still function as useful members of society. According to my copy of "Mother Knows Best", a marble can be used in a pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)