Does Dave The Hat
actually own a hat?
A real one, mind.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39,
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He might be keeping it a secret from b3tans because
um
because...
uh...
of military reasons! That's it! It's a certified secret weapon of mass penetration!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39,
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