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# I would buy fairtrade coffee
but it tastes like shit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i would buy fairtrade coffee
but it reminds me of Chris Martin, which causes me to shit out of my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# But he does so much for charity
Like wearing those rubber bracelets, and drawing on his hand with black marker pen, and marrying that Paltrow woman.

He truely is my "Popstar of Hearts"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# haha
I hope he goes to the paris ritz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I don't even know who the thundering chuff he is
*sings happy song*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Coldplay singer who thinks he has influence
and combats injustice by writing on his hand and singing out of tune.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# musicians are part of the problem
not part of the solution - I firmly believe this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I agree
I say we feed them to the starving masses after their second album
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# it just strikes me that live aid/8/world and the like
just make people feel like they've done something when, in actual fact, they haven't... but at least everyone feels better.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# that's the main thing
especially since coverage for the bleeding hearted stars running it causes their waning album sales to increase by 1000% in the months surrounding such an event. Feeeeed the haaaasbeeeens, let them know they still sell records....
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# That is categorically untrue
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Tried it twice, didnt like it.
i'll try their chocolate to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Instant or proper?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Errr...um....is this where my argument gets shot down in flames?
instant

*Runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Well there you go
All instant coffee tastes like arse.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Some are better than others
Kenco is nice, Nescafe tastes like soil & hot water, Dow Egberts is ok, Maxwell House is more soil & hot water.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
I buy fair trade coffee

but it's ok, because I then fuck off to India and pay a small army of skinny little brown boys pennies to indulge my every whim
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ...
carry me to my clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# you boy - move my arm so I can hit your bother...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ^this
'Yes, Ram, I know the good gin costs more than your house, now carry me back a crate from town in this 40 degree heat! And in christ's name make sure you keep it COLD'

'A little to the left, Sudhir'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)