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# Lovely
They were making a film about composers and several Hollywood actors were choosing their roles. Bruce Willis said 'I'll play Mozart', Sylvester Stallone said 'I'll be Beethoven' and Arnold Schwarzenegger said 'I'll be Bach'.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Accelerando II
The quickening

/really bad musicy joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Doh!
Lady, you need a good spang too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# what really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# y'know
you just asked if I'd done every pun . . . ?

EDIT: Oh! and this and this!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# OOF!
Top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)